This year she designed and addressed all the cards, and wrote the greeting on the inside. The outside was fairly legible, but the inside greeting was “in cursive.” And it was a “secret message.” Which means it was all basically squiggly lines, repeated.
If the kids open her card and start to cry, we’ll know why. Then again, when I said, “Sweetie, don’t you think the kids will be confused?” she replied, “They’ll understand. It’s kids’ language.” Check.
And don’t forget Up Popped a Fox for Best Overall Lesbian Blog.