Kidding. I will totally figure it out by the weekend. Kidding! The beloved looked over my shoulder and was sure I’d be turning would-be voters away for several, critical, landslide-inducing voting days. I says NO! Dry humor is visible a block away! The would-be voters will persevere! Or at least

With apologies to Lee Meriweather, Miss America 1955 (whose story is here, whence I filched this image)*. Day one of sitting back and sipping a parasol’ed, coconut milk-infused beverage on a chaise lounge, lolling in the afterglow of making it into a Weblog Awards Finalist berth for Best New Blog,