I got so tired of seeing t-shirts that proclaimed, from the standpoint of the kid, that the kid believed something (cool, or politically in line with the parents, etc.) — even stuff that I believed in! hell, I’ve stuck my kid in ’em! — that I went out and made a t-shirt that really told the truth.
You can buy one right here, and help his college fund. Â By then, I’m pretty sure he’ll be literate. Â Whether or not he’ll still be talking to me is another thing altogether.