Pee happens

At right: Fig. A. The Triangle of Safety at work.

All’s I’m sayin’ is, it’s not like the moment she started peeing directly into the toilet — rather than into the bazillionth, or the bazillion-and-oneth diaper that I fastened onto her — everything was suddenly all peaches and cream. In my haste to schedule a zeppelin to circumnavigate our metropolitan area, emblazoned with the breaking news (“She’s potty trained! She’s potty trained!”), I overlooked one small detail: the Adjustment Period.

Silly me.

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